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What Countries Call Themselves
- Italy: Italia
- Germany: Deutschland
- Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
- France: France (in a super cool accent)
- China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
- England: The United Kingdom
- Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
- Canada: Canada
- Australia: 'Straya
- America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
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(via guns-and-humor)
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Aka the zodiac signs
Aries aka intensely independent person who needs somebody
Taurus aka extremely slow person who seems to magically get everything done
Gemini aka the person you think is a idiot but actually a damn genius
Cancer aka the angel who has this perception that they’re a piece of shit
Leo aka the person that just needs the simple things to make them happy
Virgo aka the chill looking person who is absolutely not chill in the inside
Libra aka eternal 7th grader who wants to be a model
Scorpio aka the person you think is a angry demon but actually just irritated
Sagittarius aka the rockstar who wants the whole world
Capricorn aka the ultimate mysterious person you want to have sex with
Aquarius aka the true rebel without a cause
Pisces aka spiritually intelligent person who’s stuck in the stupid physical realm
“the ultimate mysterious person you want to have sex with” omg
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“She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect.” — Californication (via bl-ossomed)(via flawfulll)
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that feeling when you are in a group of friends but you are not really in that group of friends
(via blueocean135)
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(via pale-paulina)
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